Above is the mostly matte black Rogue Status “Cocksucking Devil Car,” a 1968 Camaro with a crate LS7 fed by a supercharger that cranks out 666 horsepower. The last three digits of the VIN are 666. As you may have guessed, first and second gear are completely useless. We also love how the rear quarter panels are splattered with molten rubber. You really need to see (and hear) this car to comprehend it. We were lucky enough to catch an earful of it before it got valeted. And Joe (the Devil is his company car!) didn’t want to start the engine in the underground parking lot for fear of setting off all the car alarms in the garage. We didn’t argue. The Rogue Status Devil isn’t officially in the Bullrun, but don’t be too shocked to see it in Phoenix.

Then there were cars that made us happy for a completely different set of reasons. You may have been under the impression that Lincoln didn’t make any four-door convertibles in the 1970s. But you’d be wrong, as evidenced by this beautiful pink example. The woman in the picture (my lovely girlfriend) is about six feet tall in heels. You have to respect not only the Boss Hog style horns on the hood, but the beer cans and wine bottles scattered about the lambskin backseat. Now that’s rallying. All it needs is 100 psi in the tires for serious handling. Oh hell, check out the front of this gorgeous beast.

All in all, we had a hell of a good time. The cars were epic, the booze was free and Bullrunners we met were a nice bunch of cats. Sadly, our camera was all packed up when we ran in Jason Statham, but we did get a pic of Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis. Enjoy!

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