The best we’ve come up with is “Porsche Potty.” It’s even funnier if you don’t pronounce “Porsche” like an American (it’s “Pour-Shuh,” not “Poreshhhhh”}. But we’re thinking y’all can do better. Or at least, one of y’all. So here’s what we’re proposing: send in your best photo caption and if we think yours is funniest, we’ll send you the Sirius Travel Link/Ford/Ogio backpack you’ll find after the jump. Not only that, but we’ll rerun the above photo with your headline. Woo to the hoo, right? Right, get to work and submit your captions here.
Not bad, right? Captions due Monday, September 1 — 12:01 am.





If you can afford A Porshe, you probably can also afford your own private restroom.
The earliest known inspiration for the Panamera.
Porsche’s loo-ny four door finally unveiled!