One completely mental guy is selling – for only $11,000 – the 3.6 liter V8 engine out of a 2000 Ferrari 360 Modena. It goes without saying that only a real auto fiend would buy this, but then what? The price I might be able to afford if I sold my kidney. But a Ferrari 360 to go around it? Not a chance. (Well maybe I could stick it in this car). With this quandary in mind, ten ideas for uses of this magnificent piece of Italian engineering:

1. Coffee table base
2. Alarm clock
3. Home stereo system
4. Engine for my John Deere
5. Bacon fryer
6. Machine to serenade girlfriend
7. Wall of shelter I build outside after girlfriend kicks me out
8. Custom ringer for mobile phone
9. Doorbell
10. Space heater