I suppose you really have to know Murilee in orger to get just how funny the above headline is. Let me put it to you like this, when he drove the Audi R8, it was the first time he’d been inside a car built this century. For reals — the man grows his own clothing. Now, I’ve spent way too much time with Mr. Martin. And the thought of him standing next to a real live Gumpert Apollo is akin to James Dobson marching in a pro-Darwin parade. Still, the man can take purty pictures (though he does prove the maxim that black cars in direct sunlight are nightmares). And man oh man do we love this car. For those interested, this particular Apollo is in town to run the Gumball 3000, which starts this Saturday. [el Jalopnik]