This just boils my blood. Anyone with an internet connection and a car fetish knows that I lust after Citroens. Specifically the DS, SM and CX. That’s why people email me amazing treasures like the DS Couch. Which I then promptly sent to my pal Andy. Why Andy? Well, Andy owns a CX. And a DS Safari Wagon. And an Ami. But when he responds he informs me that he just picked up this beautiful white-roofed green goddess. For $950. I wrote back with my usual literary flourish (“WHAT!? WHERE!@ GIMME!!!”) and Andy replied, “I tried talking him into keeping it, too. So I had to drag it home or it would be lost. Rust free! There’s already 5 people that want it.” Five? Give me their names. Here’s my point. I know where Andy lives. How hard could it be to hot wire a Citroen?