I guess we can’t ignore this any longer. But before we discuss the car in question, allow me to state for the record: Autofiends Hates Teasers! Just show us the damn car! Also, anyone with 2/3rds of a brain knows this is just a cheap, cynical way for PR folks to generate more interest in their upcoming whatever without actually doing any work. It’s bordeline insulting, especially when they just “reveal” steering wheels. That said, grist, mill, I’m a flawed man, etc. You are looking at what we can only assume is the front end of Citroen’s upcoming GT. I’m seeing a lot more Infiniti meets Mazda’s Nagare than I am SM — which is bad. According to all sources, no one knows a damn thing about this car. So I’ll just sarcastically speculate. The olepneumatic fluid in the shocks has been replaced with a blend of 50% Merlot, 26% Cabernet-Sauvignon, 10% Cabernet-Franc, 8% Sémillon and 4% plain old Sauvignon. The engine — when not on strike or trying to seduce your wife — will neither be as fast or strong (or reliable) as its German rivals but will be mounted outside the vehicle. And the Pièce de résistance  is that each Citroen GT will come with a 16-month nudie calendar of Nicolas Sarkozy’s wife. Thhhpp!!