Why yes, that is porn diva Tera Patrick plastered all over a Smart ForTwo hocking a “Natural Male Enhancement” product. So… did you know she married Evan Seinfeld from Biohazard? Guess she didn’t realize that I’m also a Jewish bass player with bad tattoos. And, unlike the 5′9″ Evan, I’m 5′10″. And she has a degree in microbiology from Boise State. Let’s see… our sister publication, Vapors, recently profiled Tera and when asked what her favorite possesions were, she put her new Smart Car to the top of the list — a gift from Evan! Funny, I seem to remember in the last issue of MPH (RIP) Tara said she was really into her ‘Vette and Escalade. Times change with rising gas prices I guess. Anyhow, the car pictured above is the answer to the question, “What would you drive to guarentee you’ll never be the sole male performer in a ten girl reverse gangbang?”
Posted By: Jonny Lieberman | 5 Comments »
Tags: Smart Smart Car Smart ForTwo Tera Patrick
“… to guarentee you’ll never be the sole male performer in a ten girl reverse gangbang?”
Why put in the “reverse” qualifier? Is it because a Smart Car still get you into a ten girl “traditional” gangbang?
I asked Jonny the same question. And to think I cancelled my Smart Car order.
Aside from the fact that it’s CALLED a “reverse gangbang” when it’s one guy and numerous ladies, I don’t know why I put in the reverse qualifier.
Ahem.
jonny is only 5′9″.
okay, 5′10″ when he’s excited.
signed,
jonny’s girlfriend
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