This is proof positive that you never stop being a hoon. Here is former F1 driver Riccardo Patrese taking his lovely wife for a Sunday track tour in a Honda Civic Type R. Watching Patrese scare the Italian curses out of his wife (”Va Fan Culo!”) is hilarious on more levels than we can count. It doesn’t take a linguist to get just how upset the poor Mrs. is with her husband. Judging from the smirk on Patrese’s face, we’d say the week or so he spent on the couch afterword was well worth it. And that he’d been planning this for a long time. Jump for a look at the high jinks. [RicardoPatrese]