You cannot escape Nissan Day, you can only pray for tomorrow. Remember that footage Nissan handed over to Porsche to prove their GT-R Nurburgring lap time was legit? The in-car goods are right after the jump, complete with track map and start/finish timer. There’s a good lead in, so if you’re like me and don’t speak Japanese, go ahead and jump about 4 minutes into the clip. That’s where things get juicy. Can’t wait to hear Porsche’s response to this one. Probably something along the lines of “Nuh uh!” or “No, your mama.” However that translates into German. [Source: MotorAuthority]