Right: that’s me with the Forumula M (For Mullet) boyz, not Team Unintended Acceleration and their buck wild Audi 4000 90. I couldn’t steal find a picture of me with them. During the course of last weekend’s LeMons Texas race, i became quite familiar with a few of the teams — through abusing them! And no team caught more grief than Unintended Acceleration. Them’s the breaks. Now, teams that collect lots of black flags (hey Sharks) tend to think we’re pickin’ on ‘em. That for some reason the guys in the booth calling out the flags look at a particular pile of rust car and think, “I’m going to make their life miserable.” Not only is that not the case, but the teams that have to come and see us judges are picking on themselves. Usually through poor driving and bad decision making skills. The LeMons Supreme Court just enforces the law. Justice is blind and/or funny looking. But that doesn’t stop some teams from thinking we’re out to get ‘em. In fact, Team UA made a video about yours truly vs. them. These poor guys… they even got the dreaded Ozzy horn. Jump and watch. Thanks Jimmy!

