If we humans ever do colonize the moon, there will have to be moon prostitutes. Say what? Well listen — every time there’s ever been a big, complex construction project with boat loads (rocket loads?) of workers, ladies of the night have shown up and lent a hand (or whatever). And where there’s hookers, there’s pimps. And pimps need a bangin’ ride. Behold! Check out this Scion xB by Cartel — perfectly suited to moon pimps. Playa-haters out there might point to the big pimpin’ little guy’s lack of roof and windows as being detrimental to space pimps’ health on a low atmosphere satellite such as the moon. But I would direct their attention to the black wire wheels. Also — fill that back seat up jacuzzi style, add bottle service and shazam! You big ballin’.