As of me typing this, the Fiends are scattered. Zach is (most likely) freezing to death on the side of the road in one of his bloody knuckle rust-buckets somewhere off the 77. Levy has retreated to one of his Alpine-like castles deep within the Sierra Nevadas. Mr. Justin is staking out an exotic used car dealership just east of San Francisco. Mark Arnold is stuck under one of his BMWs. Sadly, the weather in his part of Michigan has dropped to single digits and as such he’s probably lost a toe. Jack Baruth is totally MIA in some winter wunderhell. Me? I’m in Philly, enjoying beaucoup cheesesteaks (double wiz wit) and cream cheese. Even though Autofiends is 3/4 Hebraic, not so much posting for the next couple of days. But come the 26th…
Arse-Freeze-Apalooza, boyeeeee! That’s right, I’ll be up at the coldest road course race in all the land (37 degrees last year — during the day) judging the cheatin’ bastids and dishing out justice. You might even get to see me in a race car. Maybe one containing Lucas electronics. Hinty hint hint. But wait, there’s more! Captain Levy has threatened to make an appearance and relieve Tanner Foust for a few dozen laps. There’s even the outside possibility that Justin Berkowitz might haul his ass up to Willows, CA and watch the crap-cars go rust round and round. Practice laps and bribing of the judges (aka Bullshit Inspection) commences on the 26th, highly poor skilled racing starts the 27th. Merry Holidays, y’all!
Posted By: Jonny Lieberman | 8 Comments »
Tags: 24 Hours of LeMons 24 Hours of LeMons Thunderhill Arse-Freeze-Apalooza LeMons Rant Tanner Foust Thunderhill
oh man. bring me back a cheesesteak. enjoy your holiday man. hopefully ill see you at t-hill. take care.
Isn’t it a conflict of interest to be a judge, and be a driver for a team? That’s got to include some very heavy bribery to Lamm and company…. I just hope none of the other teams decide to lynch the judges… just sayin’
Glad to see you here UDMan. Long time since the message boards on The Car Connection.
Surprisingly, I still have all of my toes intact. It’s been in the high 30s today… which feels like t-shirt weather in comparison to how cold it was just a couple of days ago.
See ya there Lieberman.
The Mad_Science family will be fully represented, manning the Nikons.
I told Murilee he can have some of our shots, you’re welcome as well.
Mr. Mad_Science — that would be much appreciated. Especially shots of us two handsome fellas dispensing Justice!
In this case, Justice is not only blind, but ugly!
Just kidding — have a great time separating the chaff from the, other chaff!
In Philly, that dish you are holding is considered an amuse bouche…