Serious — the Family Truckster from Vacation? Can you get a better theme? Obviously, this is the post-East Saint Louis Truckster with the pilfered wheels and the “Honkyes” tag. Actually, this is the post-Colorado Truckster — see the dog leash hanging off the bumper? Whoa, wait a second. This is the post-Arizona Truckster — Clark’s dead mother in law is strapped to the roof! And probably even better than all that, this is a Ford Pinto Wagon. Commence with the chorus of “Hell Yeah!” All invertered and unholy praise to Dr. Bloodwrench for the blasphemous and frostbitten photos.