The boys at Top Gear have pulled off a marvel of television by pitting Godzilla against his homeland’s public transportation system, including the 200 mph bullet train. With Clarkson piloting a sexier than sin red GT-R and May and Hamster rushing to catch connections between trains, buses, cable cars and ferries, who do you think will be the fastest across the island? With pocket translators in tow and strange new cuisine at every corner, hilarity ensues. Follow the jump for part deux.