They’re back! It’s those damn Shark Car kids and their damn Shark Car! That’s right, Team VIP has released another video. We’re thinking it’s part three of four, but who knows?!? They’re crazy, and stuff, and might make five. Ahem. Part three here is all about day one of the race (Saturday) and is pretty dang interesting [...]
Never mind the contraband Jimi Hendrix — the Sharks are back! So is their voodoo miracle child 528e with 350,000 miles and one LeMons race under its belt. And yes, I need to point out that I’m officially in the tank (get it?) for the Sharks (aka Team Very Important Peasants) and have three of [...]
29
Oct
2008
My partner in crime justice — the one, the only Judge Murilee Martin — has once again completed an epic “Über Gallery” of the 24 Hours of LeMons Texas race. You’ll find all the teams, all the cars and all the bloody knuckles, heartbreak, torture and late night junk yard schleps you can handle. And [...]
28
Oct
2008
Right: that’s me with the Forumula M (For Mullet) boyz, not Team Unintended Acceleration and their buck wild Audi 4000 90. I couldn’t steal find a picture of me with them. During the course of last weekend’s LeMons Texas race, i became quite familiar with a few of the teams — through abusing them! And no team [...]
Every time Team VIP and their nifty (but no doubt cheatin’) BMW 528e Shark car came to visit with the LeMons Supreme Court (which was about every 18 minutes on Sunday) they had this little dude with ‘em who kept shoving a camera in my face. Like, a real live video camera! i don’t know [...]
We learned yesterday that cash wasn’t absolutely necessary to pull off a convinving bribe — booze works just fine! However, as is the case with Punisher Racing — a bunch of Impalla SS dudes in a cheater Caprice but we can’t figure out how they’re cheatin’ — a bottle of booze might get ‘em a [...]
Howdy Y’all! Yesterday we saw the greatest bribe in the brief history of Crooked LeMons Judging. But just because no else topped the surf and turf, doesn’t mean the other bribes were bad. Quite the contrary. Look, when you’re cheating — and racing is cheating — you’ll do whatever it takes to ensure your car goes undeteced. And [...]
Problem: How do you sneak that engine past the ever vigilant eyes of the LeMons Supreme Court? I wish I had a clearer shot, but despite Team Formula M (For Mullet)’s claim that the mill in their beater ‘Stang was a “Ford 306,” it was painfully obvious to all within eyeshot that it was in fact a Ford [...]
