As we’ve learned over the course of the past week, the Sharks’s Clay Bush is one whiney beyotch. Hey look, bad drivers happen, but no need to crow about it. Though, Clay’s 60-second profanity drum solo is pretty epic. I’m going to to you all a story that I told every team that came up [...]

I promise, at some point in 2009 I will stop posting about Arse-Freeze-Apalooza. Afterall, there must be other stuff taking place in the big wide world of cars, right?. But, this here video features not only the race winning Geo Metro passing just about every single car on the track (close to 100 at the start [...]

The shit talkin’ is reaching new heights of cattiness here on Autofiends. In this edition of “You Be the Judge” I’ll be taking off my sexy, figure-flattering judicial robes and letting y’all decide. In this corner we have the amazingly named Pendejo Racing and their epic, triple cool Shaguar XJS. With twelve — count ‘em, [...]

As I mentioned this morning in the Mega Cheaters article, when it comes to the 24 Hours of LeMons, winning isn’t everything. In fact, winning is kind of lame. I mean serious — big deal. You have a reliable car, you didn’t drive fast or aggressive enough to crash and get penalized, your team is [...]

As you may know, I play the role of Judge Lieberman at 24 Hours of LeMons races. Not only do I inspect the cars prior to the race, but I dish out punishment to the bad drivers. But man oh man do we get a lot of whiners. For the second race in a row, [...]

I think I may have finally (kinda) recovered from this past weekend’s running of the 24 Hours of LeMons at Thunderhill. Maybe. 100 cars made it to the starting line. And then were joined by a 101st that flipped over within 20 laps. One thing you might like to know is that the Thunderhill teams [...]

I know we just did a first generation Scirocco here in POTD, but this could actually qualify for Picture of the Year. You may have already seen Team Squirrels of Fury and their flaming zero car over on Jalopnik, but don’t think for one minute Judge Martin had anything to do with this photo. No, [...]

Serious — the Family Truckster from Vacation? Can you get a better theme? Obviously, this is the post-East Saint Louis Truckster with the pilfered wheels and the “Honkyes” tag. Actually, this is the post-Colorado Truckster — see the dog leash hanging off the bumper? Whoa, wait a second. This is the post-Arizona Truckster — Clark’s [...]

It’s 7:01 am. We’ve been on the road since 1:16 am. After a ludicrous, layover and delay-ridden schlep back from Philly, me and Sharks ringleader Antonia climbed into my WRX and left LAX longterm parking at 12:46 am. I’m now in 34 foot Fleetwood RV (aka the Whale Shark) with her and the rest of [...]

As of me typing this, the Fiends are scattered. Zach is (most likely) freezing to death on the side of the road in one of his bloody knuckle rust-buckets somewhere off the 77. Levy has retreated to one of his Alpine-like castles deep within the Sierra Nevadas. Mr. Justin is staking out an exotic used [...]