Of all the rolling automotive abortions I’ve seen over the years, this mutant might take the cake. A neo-Da Vinci has transformed a lowly 114,000 mile 1996 Lincoln Towncar into what they think resembles a Bentley Arnage. I think it looks like a pimp’s Lincoln Towncar, and not one of those high-class pimps that work [...]

The Rolls-Royce Phantom is mendaciously good, as are it’s two-door and droptop derivatives. But let’s face it — they’re pretty German. The V12 is an overbored BMW mill. Hell, they even have iDrive. The same can be said for the Bentely Continental and Flying Spur. Nifty cars, to be sure, but a twin-turbo W12? Where’s [...]