I. Gemballa released a modified Porsche Cayenne called the Tornado GTS. The venerable German tuning house started by shaving 550 pounds of the car’s considerable mass by adding a carbon fiber body kit. The kit increases downforce to boot, which is nothing short of miraculous in a car/truck-thing as top-heavy as the Cayenne. The real [...]

I Volkswagen will be sending the 2010 Golf R Series Turbo our way shortly after its late 2009 German debut. The new car will have a turbo’d 2-liter four and 270 hp, up from 250 in the weak-sauce R32. Supposedly it’s good for a sub-6 second  zero to 60 and 155 on the big end. [...]

Though the FIA has been hinting all year that F1 would return to Indy next year, the provisional schedule released today yesterday suggests otherwise. With the addition of the Abu Dhabi GP, the ‘09 season will consist of 19 rounds, one more than this year. Considering this is only the “provisional” schedule, us Fiends are [...]

We’ve been racking our Fiendish minds trying to determine exactly what we’d have to do in order to not survive a FIA vote of confidence. Bestiality, necrophilia and evening running for office all seem somewhat tame and forgivable when compared with paying five prostitutes to act out your sexy Holocaust fantasies. But maybe that’s [...]