The tuning gurus at Brabus have had their way with the pint-sized Smart ForTwo, cranking out a trick version of one of the thriftiest rides on four wheels. Aside from a slight drop in ride height, the car gets a sport-tuned exhaust and Brabus’ Monoblock VII wheels—15 inches up front and 17 inches out back. [...]

As cool as the Tumbler was in the Dark Knight, it wasn’t the most eco friendly of rides out there. Aside from the massive jet booster out back, those massive Caterpillar tires out back couldn’t have helped fuel consumption. With his old ride in bits after going 10 rounds with the Joker, it looks like [...]

Why yes, that is porn diva Tera Patrick plastered all over a Smart ForTwo hocking a “Natural Male Enhancement” product. So… did you know she married Evan Seinfeld from Biohazard? Guess she didn’t realize that I’m also a Jewish bass player with bad tattoos. And, unlike the 5′9″ Evan, I’m 5′10″. And she has a [...]

Yep. Amidst all the blatant symbols of wealth and consumption, this little wind-up took the gold. How is that physically possible, you ask? While the rest of the forced-induction, V12, gas hording mongrels ripped up the asphalt, they consequently had to stop to refuel, allowing the proverbial tortoise Smart to cruise cutely by and [...]