Warning: If you’ve never lived in the California Bay Area this post will not be as raucously funny to you as it is to us. Sorry.  Between the bloated bedroom community of San Jose and the marijuana/hippie/prostitute camp known as Santa Cruz stretches Highway 17. A very scenic road to be sure, but one filled [...]

OK, maybe a little bit. Obviously, it’s them damn sharks. The driver is none other than superstar commenter/potty mouth all star Bushwhacker, out all by himself on practice day. And, that’s it.

Earlier today I mentioned that Crash – E’s account of Arse-Freeze-Apalooza would probably be the last Thunderhill related post we’d do. Psyche! Well, truthfully, I’d like to be done with it but the lazy, unreliable and totally unpredictable LeMons teams keep randomly putting together funnt, postworthy content. Like the following hillarious video. Essentially, the moving images [...]

And this might actually serve as our wrap up. By all accounts, Arese-Freeze-Apalooza was a frickin’ blast. A successful blast, too. And that’s the thing — there have been many accounts. Time to move on. Hey look, the 2009 season is here and Gator-O-Rama is just around the corner. Won’t that be fun? But, before we [...]

You didn’t think I could go 48 hours without posting a 24 Hours of LeMons video, did you? Today’s video comes from LeMons vet Rahul Nair. I have a special place in my heart for Nair’s team, “Formula BMW.” Not because they seen to have no artistic abilities or imagination whatsoever (E30 with house paint [...]

As we’ve learned over the course of the past week, the Sharks’s Clay Bush is one whiney beyotch. Hey look, bad drivers happen, but no need to crow about it. Though, Clay’s 60-second profanity drum solo is pretty epic. I’m going to to you all a story that I told every team that came up [...]

I promise, at some point in 2009 I will stop posting about Arse-Freeze-Apalooza. Afterall, there must be other stuff taking place in the big wide world of cars, right?. But, this here video features not only the race winning Geo Metro passing just about every single car on the track (close to 100 at the start [...]

The shit talkin’ is reaching new heights of cattiness here on Autofiends. In this edition of “You Be the Judge” I’ll be taking off my sexy, figure-flattering judicial robes and letting y’all decide. In this corner we have the amazingly named Pendejo Racing and their epic, triple cool Shaguar XJS. With twelve — count ‘em, [...]

I’m the first to admit it: I’ve got LeMons on the brain. For reals. And soon, when I run out of material, I’ll stop. But people, please listen to me — Arse-Freeze-Apalooza was friggin’ awesome! Exactly how friggin’ awesome? There was a Corvair in the race. I mean, come on now! A Core-Vare. That’s amazing. [...]

[Update: Another bad driving video just added!] Tee hee hee. There was just some righteously lousy driving at last weekend’s Arse-Freeze-Apalooza. Of course there was good driving, too. But it seems to me like most of it was lousy. Fun guys, lots of fun — but lousy. I mean, how many people did I make wander the [...]